Oh, right, I haven't really checked the bag yet, I was kind of focusing on my selfies first.

And that professor was like a total weirdo, I told him I needed to get to class, but then he showed me Mister Fancy Pants, and I was like Oh My Ghoul, he's so cute, and I was thinking about what kind of hat or cute ribbon would look good on him, and then I figured I should check out the local fashion boutiques...

[She's speaking a million works a minute, your average chatty teenager. on crack.]