Yeah. In a Freak Show. My mom's the Bearded Lady, my dad's the Strongman. That's what the rubes back where I come from call people like us, freaks.

Geeze, I wish. I think that'd be cooler than these. I'd make a whole bushel more money, too! And my big spiel about being a sea god's son would sound better, too. Nah, it's just a family birth defect.