(1) Video / Action for New Bark Town

[veggie_vamp]

 [There's a gal with pinkish skin and definitely pink hair, and she's posing with a v-finger hand gesture and a pouted lips. Waits. Waits. Waits...]

Come on! How long does it take for this to take a selfie? I'm already having trouble finding a good Eye-Fi connection...

[ She seems to have a Romanian accent and fangs. The Noibat on her shoulder points with his wing to the red recording button.]

Oh, wait, am I recording? ... Well, I guess a deadblog is as good as anything else! Maybe Spectra can find it and show everyone... I haven't done a real blog recording in forever! Let's see, what's a good way to start...

Okay, hello viewers! This is Draculaura, reporting live from... wherever this is! You will not believing the morning I just had.

So this weird lady is waking me up, and she says she's my mom, except she's obviously not my mom, and then she goes blah blah see the professor, and I was like, Oh My Ghoul, and I late for Home Eek again? Except the professor looked nothing like Mister Rotter, and he goes blah blah blah journey and stuff, but he gave me a cute pet! How nice is that! Say hi, Mister Fancy Pants!

[... The Noibat does't seem pleased at the moniker.]

But then I couldn't find my Icoffin, but I got this cool-looking thing instead, but it doesn't have any fun apps or any of my contacts! Talk about your up and downs!

I guess I should wrap this up, so my dad can come find me or whatever. So thanks for listening! Oh, oh, and a shout-out to all my ghoulfriends! And Clawd! I might be late for our date, totes sorry! Love you!

Comments

[veggie_vamp]

[A long pause.]

Do they have tofu or veggie burgers? I'm a vegetarian.

[anexcitableboy]

Whoah, really? I don't even meet many regular human people that are vegetarians!

But yeah, they got all kinds of stuff around here. I'll take you out for vegetarian grub! I know how it is, ending up here.

[veggie_vamp]

[She sighs in relief.]

Thank goodness. I guess I can try to meet you there, Jimmy. A good talk and a good meal should distract me... all that.

Now, what's the number for the limo service around here?

[... oh boy.]

[anexcitableboy]

Uh....there isn't one. If somebody's got a bike or a Pokemon that can fly or run with people on it, and they were willing, they could give you a ride....

But mostly it's walking. Or biking, that's what I do.

[veggie_vamp]

... Walk?

I have to walk to a different city?

[THIS DAY BITES.]

[anexcitableboy]

...it only takes a couple of days.

[Jimmy winces as he says the words. He doesn't think she's gonna like'em.]

[veggie_vamp]

Days?!

[She puts a hand to her forehead, near ready to faint.]