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[There's a gal with pinkish skin and definitely pink hair, and she's posing with a v-finger hand gesture and a pouted lips. Waits. Waits. Waits...]

Come on! How long does it take for this to take a selfie? I'm already having trouble finding a good Eye-Fi connection...

[ She seems to have a Romanian accent and fangs. The Noibat on her shoulder points with his wing to the red recording button.]

Oh, wait, am I recording? ... Well, I guess a deadblog is as good as anything else! Maybe Spectra can find it and show everyone... I haven't done a real blog recording in forever! Let's see, what's a good way to start...

Okay, hello viewers! This is Draculaura, reporting live from... wherever this is! You will not believing the morning I just had.

So this weird lady is waking me up, and she says she's my mom, except she's obviously not my mom, and then she goes blah blah see the professor, and I was like, Oh My Ghoul, and I late for Home Eek again? Except the professor looked nothing like Mister Rotter, and he goes blah blah blah journey and stuff, but he gave me a cute pet! How nice is that! Say hi, Mister Fancy Pants!

[... The Noibat does't seem pleased at the moniker.]

But then I couldn't find my Icoffin, but I got this cool-looking thing instead, but it doesn't have any fun apps or any of my contacts! Talk about your up and downs!

I guess I should wrap this up, so my dad can come find me or whatever. So thanks for listening! Oh, oh, and a shout-out to all my ghoulfriends! And Clawd! I might be late for our date, totes sorry! Love you!

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[ wtf is wrong with kids now ]

I was going more for the barrage of monster puns but sure, kid. Is it Halloween for you all year round where you're from?

Oh, that's right, it's almost Halloween again, isn't it? I can't wait!

Last year we had this totes fangtastic party with normies and monsters, do you guys have the same thing?

"Fangtastic"? "Normies"?

I dunno what they do around here for Halloween but I think you're gonna fit right in. [ The Meowth wants to see what's on the screen and lets out a wail which prompts Stan to pick her up. ]

Cool it, Misery. It's just some weird vampire girl. Jeeze. [ BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THAT CAT IS. With her gigantic, staring eyes and huge protruding fangs. ]

[Awww, her dead heart could just melt.]

Is that your... uh... pocket monster thingie? It doesn't look like it could fit in anyone's pocket, but it's super cute! I love that shiny thing on its forehead!

That's right. [ Misery lets out another long mewl. She wants to eat the bat that she saw ok. she's not interested in much else. ]

The shiny thing's a coin. Annnnd you can't get it off of there. They're born with it. [ It's kind of distressing that he has tried to pry the thing off at one point tbh. ] BUT! If you train 'em up enough, they spit out money!

What's your thing do.

What? Really? They just give you money? What a nice kitty cat!

As for Mister Fancy Pants here...

[Noibat seems to groan. why that name. WHY THAT NAME.]

He's going to be my new fashion model!

[And that makes his eyes bulge. OH NO.]

[ It's okay, Fancy Pants. He feels the same way. ]

Fashion model? That's dumb. He's a guy!

So? Looking good knows no gender! Even you could be fabulous, with the right suit!

... The suit does make the man.

[ he would know yes he would ]

[Teehee.]

Plus a sleek tie, cool coffinlinks, maybe make the red on your hat brighter... You could totally rock the runway!

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