veggie_vamp | (1) Video / Action for New Bark Town

[There's a gal with pinkish skin and definitely pink hair, and she's posing with a v-finger hand gesture and a pouted lips. Waits. Waits. Waits...]

Come on! How long does it take for this to take a selfie? I'm already having trouble finding a good Eye-Fi connection...

[ She seems to have a Romanian accent and fangs. The Noibat on her shoulder points with his wing to the red recording button.]

Oh, wait, am I recording? ... Well, I guess a deadblog is as good as anything else! Maybe Spectra can find it and show everyone... I haven't done a real blog recording in forever! Let's see, what's a good way to start...

Okay, hello viewers! This is Draculaura, reporting live from... wherever this is! You will not believing the morning I just had.

So this weird lady is waking me up, and she says she's my mom, except she's obviously not my mom, and then she goes blah blah see the professor, and I was like, Oh My Ghoul, and I late for Home Eek again? Except the professor looked nothing like Mister Rotter, and he goes blah blah blah journey and stuff, but he gave me a cute pet! How nice is that! Say hi, Mister Fancy Pants!

[... The Noibat does't seem pleased at the moniker.]

But then I couldn't find my Icoffin, but I got this cool-looking thing instead, but it doesn't have any fun apps or any of my contacts! Talk about your up and downs!

I guess I should wrap this up, so my dad can come find me or whatever. So thanks for listening! Oh, oh, and a shout-out to all my ghoulfriends! And Clawd! I might be late for our date, totes sorry! Love you!

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[The person on the other end of the feed is...a bat! A bat who is super thrilled to see another bat! Yes, he sees you, Mister Fancy Pants! Look at how fancy your pants are, he can't help but squeak with joy.

Squeak so loud that it catches his trainer's attention who just so happens to call from off screen.]

Will you stop takin' my phone already, yeesh!

[Nope, too bad, the little woobat is much too excited to listen to him right now. So right now just enjoy a very happy fuzzball.]

[Noibat doesn't seem very interested at all, rolling his eyes. Draculaura, on the other hand, gives out a high-pitched squee.]

Oh my ghoul! Aren't you the cutest little batty-watty I've ever seen! ... Right after you, Mister Fancy Pants.

[Noibat chirps. STOP CALLING ME THAT. AT LEAST QUIT ADDING THE MISTER.]

[The woobat doesn't seem bothered, in fact he still acts as though he just made his new best friend for life times eleven. HELLO OTHER BAT, DO YOU SEE HIM YET? HI YES LET'S BE BATS TOGETHER-

Before he can continue to be happiness incarnate, his antics are cut off by his trainer's voice yet again.]

W-Wait, are you talking to a girl?!

[Cue the 'gear being taken away. Teddie knew woobats were successful when it came to, well, wooing, but gosh he didn't know they were that good.]

Y-YES, HE'S SUPER CUTE, ISN'T HE?! [Shouting is cool.] I-I'M SUPER CUTE, TOO, YA KNOW!

[What? Jealous of his own bat? Of course not, don't be silly.]

[Blink-blink-blink. What was that all about? Where did the cute one go? ... This guy's all right, she guesses.]

Oh, uh... Are you that little guy's owner? I'v never seen one like that before! He has such fluffy fur, and that nose! It has a heart! How adorable is that!

I know, right?! When I saw one in a book, I was like "Oh yeah, I gots to get me one of those!" And- AND if they manage to put a heart mark on you with their little noseys, it's suppose to be good luck. And I've yet to have a book lie to me just yet, so it's gotta be true.

[Every story ever is now true.]

I named him Yosuke!

Really? I could use one of those, especially on my next test... Where can I get one of those?

Totes awesome name, by the way.

Just don't let the real Yosuke hear you say that, or else he'll start to think he's actually cool.

But yeah, you can find all SORTS of stuff over at a libeary. There's this one place, uh... Er...Ec..Ecruteak, that's it, that has stuff on all sorts of pokeyguys. I mean, there's waaaaaay more on one's I've never even SEEN bearfore, but you're bound to find something useful. It's...it's kinda a long walk from New Barking Town, though...

No, no, not the book! ... Although it probably wouldn't kill me to study...

The bat! Yosuke! Where can I get a Yosuke of my own!

A-Are you sure? I was pretty sure people used books at school...not bats...

[But man, school sounds a lot more fun if they did have bats. But if that really is the case, where did everyone hide theirs?!]

I think you're in luck, though. If you take the boat, you can get over to Kan-to and catch one for yourself. They live in the ~mysterious~ Moon Mountain...that I've never actually been to...

I miiiiiiight've had someone else catch him for me.

[Frowning, thinking this over.]

I did promise my new friend I'd visit him first... Okay! So I'll go see him, come back, and take a boat!

... Or do what you did. Do they take cash?

Nope, but they did take infurmation about holidays.

[Which sounds really weird out of context...]

Actually...now that I have one, I could make little batty eggs if I really tried hard enough... I'd have to talk to people more in the know than I am, but I think I could make it work... Yeah...

Whaddya say? If I could bread Yosuke, would you want one of his babies?

[Yes that's right, he said bread.]

[Anything out of the ordinary about his statements fly right over her head.]

A baby Yosuke?! That would be the best! Please please please!

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