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veggie_vamp) wrote2016-01-08 01:20 pm
veggie_vamp) wrote2016-01-08 01:20 pm
(5) Video / Action for Goldenrod Department Store
[Draculaura is sitting on a counter-top, and below her are dozens and dozens and DOZENS of shopping bags, spilling out with clothes, accessories, Pokemon toys, TMs, plushies, evolution stones... basically anything you could possibly get at the department stores. A Growlithe is sticking his head into one such bag, while Murkrow sits on her shoulder. Both Pokemon are wearing scarves, booties, ribbons, etc...
Draculaura holds up the gear, all smiles.]
Time for another dead-blog update! I'm blogging live from the Goldenrod Department Store, and it's sooo lived up to the hype! It's got everything and anything! I'm all set for winter, and I'm about to do another good long haul for spring! I bet purple is totes going to come back in style next season. All you newbies should totes come here and shop until you drop!
[A nervous employee comes into the frame.]
Um, miss?
I mean, look at these amazing prices, and for amazing items! [She holds up a Dusk Stone.] See, isn't it gorgeous? I bet it'd male a great necklace!
Miss...? About the bill...?
[She waves with a dismissive hand.] Yeah, yeah, just take it out of my wallet. Anyway, I was thinking the next big thing will be those kimono dresses, but for Pokemon!
Miss... you have no money left.
[Pause. Now she looks at the employee.] Huh?
... You have absolutely no money left. In fact, I... I'm not even sure how this is possible, but you have negative
.
... Ummmm. Can I... return this stuff?
[That's when Murkrow decides, hey, shiny thing, I want to touch it! So he proceeds to grab the Dusk Stone - and evolve into Honchkrow, who now stands proudly on the floor. By the way, you're pretty sure Growlithe is eating his scarf.]
... Uh-oh.
[When Draculaura returns your call, it will be hours later, as she is now an employee at the Store. Um, yay? As for Action, catch her awkwardly cleaning the windows with Drifblim!]
Draculaura holds up the gear, all smiles.]
Time for another dead-blog update! I'm blogging live from the Goldenrod Department Store, and it's sooo lived up to the hype! It's got everything and anything! I'm all set for winter, and I'm about to do another good long haul for spring! I bet purple is totes going to come back in style next season. All you newbies should totes come here and shop until you drop!
[A nervous employee comes into the frame.]
Um, miss?
I mean, look at these amazing prices, and for amazing items! [She holds up a Dusk Stone.] See, isn't it gorgeous? I bet it'd male a great necklace!
Miss...? About the bill...?
[She waves with a dismissive hand.] Yeah, yeah, just take it out of my wallet. Anyway, I was thinking the next big thing will be those kimono dresses, but for Pokemon!
Miss... you have no money left.
[Pause. Now she looks at the employee.] Huh?
... You have absolutely no money left. In fact, I... I'm not even sure how this is possible, but you have negative
.... Ummmm. Can I... return this stuff?
[That's when Murkrow decides, hey, shiny thing, I want to touch it! So he proceeds to grab the Dusk Stone - and evolve into Honchkrow, who now stands proudly on the floor. By the way, you're pretty sure Growlithe is eating his scarf.]
... Uh-oh.
[When Draculaura returns your call, it will be hours later, as she is now an employee at the Store. Um, yay? As for Action, catch her awkwardly cleaning the windows with Drifblim!]
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