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[veggie_vamp]

 [Welcome to Draculaura's room! ... At the hotel she's been staying in! There clothes, shoes, accessories for both people and Pokemon all over the place. Draculaura props up the 'gear, looking pretty pumped!]

This is Draculaura, with another Deadblog update! Totes sorry about not updating in forevs, but I've been sooo busy at my job, and sooo busy training my Meowth to learn Pay Day so I could leave that job. And not only did she do it, but she's also evolved! Say 'no more overtime shifts', Toraliar!

[Toraliar the Persian is laying on the bed. She lifts her head up, yawns, and then lays it back down. Joining her on the bed are a floating Cofagrigus, Frosslass, and Gliscor  The floaters are all holding big white cards.]

Close enough! But, I'm getting off topic. See, lately I've found out that a ton of you have, like, sooo many facts wrong about vampires. So, as Monster Ambassador, it's my job to educate you! Oh, if only Mister Rottor could see me now, heehee! A-hem... Fact Number one!

[They all flip their cards, revealing "Fact #1", "Killers", and a sad face.]

When vampires need to drink... that stuff... An infinity ago, we did get it from other monsters and normies, but, we totes evolved since then! Now it's, like, leftover stuff from hamburgers and hot dogs, you know? We don't hurt normies or monsters to get it. Fact number two!

[Flip. "Fact #2" , "That Red Stuff" , and a sick face.]

Vampires don't need... that stuff... to survive! I've been a vegetarian for decades, and I'm totes fine! Back home I've been trying to convince the others that they don't need it, but, well, it takes time! But just because a vampire drinks... that stuff... doesn't mean they're a bad person! Fact number three.

[Flip. "Fact #3", "Snobs", a face with a tongue sticking out.]

Vampires aren't big mean snobs. I mean, some of us are, but you can find big mean snobs in any monster group, y'know? More and more schools are becoming all monster inclusive, even letting normies in! Deep down, vampires are no different than anyone else! We laugh, we cry, we shop... just because you don't have fangs doesn't mean you can't be fangtastic!

So, that's all for today! If you ever want to know more about vampires, just talk to me! I'm always up for a good chat!

[As she waves goodbye, she seems unaware her floating 'mons have made extra cards - drawings making fun of Persian. Toraliar narrows her eyes, and then leaps, yowling as she tries to scratch them but they fly out of her grasp, laughing.]

Guuuyyys! You're totes ruining my presentation!

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[quadrangle]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT SAYING "BLOOD."

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[monge]

[Thaaaaaat is a very large cat.]

So...where are you sleeping now, zura?

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[dancermai]

Hallo! You have such cute pokemon! Are they okay? They look a little angry at the end of the video there.

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[coolskeleton_95]

IT'S BLOOD, RIGHT? THAT MAKES SENSE! BUT, OH, I'M SO GLAD THERE ARE BETTER OPTIONS FOR VAMPIRES NOW! DOING VIOLENCES NEVER ENDS WELL!

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[topiaries]

_{[Wow! Edward wishes that explaining himself had been this easy back home.]}

My father read a book about vampires to me. I'm glad those things aren't true.

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[crouching_sin]

Hmph. I suppose it works that way in your world, but in mine, every vampire I know has to drink blood to survive.

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[crimsonchin]

So those are what the money cats look like, then? I've heard about them, but I wasn't quite expecting a panther.

[ Very impressive. ]

...As for vampires, I can't say such a thing exists where I'm from, and if they did, they're probably long-gone. I'm surprised you can get much shopping done, though. Most stores aren't open late at night, after all.

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

[So at first Ashley doesn't quite realize what this is going to lead into. Deadblog, haha what's that? And she's talking about vampires, is this girl like, a horror enthusiast? Watching this might be informative, especially if she's going to write more abouoh dear this is all speaking from experience isn't it.

Oh dear this girl's a vampire isn't she.

Oh

Oh dear.


So she's kind of...pale as the video feed flicks on, but- well it- look, let's just try something today, can we?]

You...really are um. An actual v-vampire?

[...inspired and absolutely astute, we have a future scholar on our hands here folks]

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[scratchitti]

Glad to see your Persian is doing well.