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[Welcome to Draculaura's room! ... At the hotel she's been staying in! There clothes, shoes, accessories for both people and Pokemon all over the place. Draculaura props up the 'gear, looking pretty pumped!]

This is Draculaura, with another Deadblog update! Totes sorry about not updating in forevs, but I've been sooo busy at my job, and sooo busy training my Meowth to learn Pay Day so I could leave that job. And not only did she do it, but she's also evolved! Say 'no more overtime shifts', Toraliar!

[Toraliar the Persian is laying on the bed. She lifts her head up, yawns, and then lays it back down. Joining her on the bed are a floating Cofagrigus, Frosslass, and Gliscor The floaters are all holding big white cards.]

Close enough! But, I'm getting off topic. See, lately I've found out that a ton of you have, like, sooo many facts wrong about vampires. So, as Monster Ambassador, it's my job to educate you! Oh, if only Mister Rottor could see me now, heehee! A-hem... Fact Number one!

[They all flip their cards, revealing "Fact #1", "Killers", and a sad face.]

When vampires need to drink... that stuff... An infinity ago, we did get it from other monsters and normies, but, we totes evolved since then! Now it's, like, leftover stuff from hamburgers and hot dogs, you know? We don't hurt normies or monsters to get it. Fact number two!

[Flip. "Fact #2" , "That Red Stuff" , and a sick face.]

Vampires don't need... that stuff... to survive! I've been a vegetarian for decades, and I'm totes fine! Back home I've been trying to convince the others that they don't need it, but, well, it takes time! But just because a vampire drinks... that stuff... doesn't mean they're a bad person! Fact number three.

[Flip. "Fact #3", "Snobs", a face with a tongue sticking out.]

Vampires aren't big mean snobs. I mean, some of us are, but you can find big mean snobs in any monster group, y'know? More and more schools are becoming all monster inclusive, even letting normies in! Deep down, vampires are no different than anyone else! We laugh, we cry, we shop... just because you don't have fangs doesn't mean you can't be fangtastic!

So, that's all for today! If you ever want to know more about vampires, just talk to me! I'm always up for a good chat!

[As she waves goodbye, she seems unaware her floating 'mons have made extra cards - drawings making fun of Persian. Toraliar narrows her eyes, and then leaps, yowling as she tries to scratch them but they fly out of her grasp, laughing.]

Guuuyyys! You're totes ruining my presentation!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

What's a demon?

In my world at least they're creatures with supernatural powers. Generally they come from another world, but more broadly they're creatures that are neither human nor animal. Many of them are fallen deities, cast out when the one currently known as God to most cultures took power.

... So what's that make you?

Human. Technically.

Oh, neat! I love normies!

[He looks surprised for a moment, and bursts out laughing.]

I'm not exactly a typical human, though.

Oh? What do you mean?

[First he'll just... flip this over to private...]

I know it's a bit rude to ask a ghoul her age, but how old are you? Even giving it to me in decades or centuries is fine. Then, based on what you know about 'normies', how old do you think I am?

I turned 1,601 this year!

But about you... Hmmm... I usually don't get ages right when it comes to you guys, you seem to age really quickly... um... a teenager?