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[veggie_vamp]

This is Draculara! I can't get to this right now, but I'm probably just fanging around. I'll get back ASAP! 

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[thedifferencebetween]

You pokemon!

Get it? Poke'em on? Pokemon?

Genius.

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[veggie_vamp]

LOL!!!!!

Jack U R the funniest!!!!

XD XD XD XD XD

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[thedifferencebetween]

damn right I am!

I got a million of these.

How did the Ursaring go fishing without a pole?

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[veggie_vamp]

how how how how????

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[thedifferencebetween]

He catches'em with his BEAR hands!

Oh god, I kill myself.



It's a really friggin slow day at work.

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[veggie_vamp]

LOL LOL LOL LOL if i wasn't already dead you would have killed me XD

[thedifferencebetween]

It's what I do best!

I oughtta put out a book.

[veggie_vamp]

That's a brilliant idea!

[thedifferencebetween]

do I ever have any other kind?

Maybe a book of jokes interspersed with my own personal wisdom. I got a lot to offer!

[veggie_vamp]

If you did, , i'd buy 10!

[and you know she would]

[thedifferencebetween]

no no I gotta better idea.

back home, everybody knows who I am and all about all the cool heroic shit I've done. they don't here.

[veggie_vamp]

I don't know any of that stuff either!

[thedifferencebetween]

i oughtta tell ya about it one of these days. i saved the planet a bunch, saved the moon, took over the biggest company in the universe...

[veggie_vamp]

THAT'S SO COOL!!!!

[thedifferencebetween]

of course it is! i'm the firggin coolest, spookybutt!