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[veggie_vamp]

 Hiii everyone! This is Draculaura! Normally I'd deadblog with a video, but I'm at work. Can you believe they're making me work on a holiday AND my birthday??? SO MEAN. :( But I'm gunna celebrate my birthday anyway! Bought myself some REALLY cute eggs, can't wait until they all hatch!!! Maybe we'll have the same b-day???

BUT!!! That's what I'm here to say! It's my birthday! I'm 1,601 years old! I feel so mature now! And it's also the big V-day! Where I'm from, the two are connected! See, this guy I used to date, Valentine, made the holiday for me!

Yeah I know he named it after himself, I didn't know he was a jerk until wayyy later X_X

ANYWAY!!! I wanted to know, since you guys are from different places, how did Valentine's day get invented for you??? Did it have to do with a vampire named Valentine who broke girls hearts after stealing them? Or is there a REALLY GOOD story there? Tell me so I can read on my break!!!

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[yanginthere]

thats your boyfriend right?

[veggie_vamp]

YES!

My big handsome werewolf boyfriend <3 <3 <3

[yanginthere]

ok this is probably a stupid question
but
whats a werewolf??

[veggie_vamp]

They're strong and very hairy and get extra strength and speed whenever the moon is out!

[yanginthere]

[ Sorry this reply takes her a while because she is really really trying to divert her thoughts from painting a very familiar, very frightening, mental image she had. ]




is that
uh


normal where your from??

[veggie_vamp]

Yep!!!! Monsters are everywhere!!!

[yanginthere]

thats




different

can you be more specific?

[veggie_vamp]

Well, like I said before, I'm a vampire, and my best ghoulfriends are a mummy, a zombie, another werewolf, sea water creature, I'm not sure what you'd call Frankie, but she was stitched together and made in a lab! And there's even more, different types of monsters at my school! Ghosts and robots and minotaurs and werecats...

[yanginthere]

no humans?
at all?

[veggie_vamp]

We just recently started admitting humans into our school!

[yanginthere]

sounds progressive
good on you!

[ She meant that. ]

where im from monsters wouldnt be able to do that
they arent really uh
sentient
no souls & all