veggie_vamp | (3) Video / Action for Violet City

(3) Video / Action for Violet City

Hello, viewers! This is Draculaura, posting another deadblog update! I'm proud to say that after weeks of training, and training, and training, and TRAINING, I've finally gotten that badge everyone told me to get!

[As you may or may not see, she's standing in front of the Violet City Gym, proudly holding the badge in her pale fingers. Eye Candy the Golbat and Pop the Drifblim are by her side.]

And now that I've gotten the badge, I can Fly anywhere I want! All right, guys!

[She holds onto Golbat's foot, and Drifblim's... tether?]

Fly me straight to Goldenrod, so we can shop until we drop! Away we go! ... Up, up, and away! ... Use Fly Attack!

[... Golbat and Drifblim awkwardly eye each other.]

... Come on, guys, this will make for a great post! Fly me away! Go! ... Please? ... Pretty please?

[The Pokemon shrug what counts for shoulders, mumbling in their own language. Who wants to explain about HMs?]

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All right then, what do you need help with?

[OH WHERE DO WE EVEN START okay no]

You know how you were talking about doing your Fearleading thing for people who need it? I was wondering if that sort of freelance [haha] outreach model could work for other careers, too. The thing is, my occupational skills aren't exactly in high demand, so I've been having trouble finding the kind of work I'm actually suited for.

Well, what's your job? Maybe we can work together and find what we can do on our own!

[HERE IS A SHOVEL DO YOU WANT TO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE]

[FREELANCERS DON'T GET GRAVES THEIR FRIENDS JUST DETONATE THEM IN THEIR ARMOR]

Well, back home, I was a soldier. Special ops. Kind of a...security specialist.

Oh, then you could...

... Actually, Pokemon do all the fighting here, so... wow, that is hard.

You see my problem, right? Given my field of expertise, I could probably advise people on their home or business security systems, but I don't know how much of a call there is for that with everyone out adventuring all the time.