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[veggie_vamp]

 Hiii everyone! This is Draculaura! Normally I'd deadblog with a video, but I'm at work. Can you believe they're making me work on a holiday AND my birthday??? SO MEAN. :( But I'm gunna celebrate my birthday anyway! Bought myself some REALLY cute eggs, can't wait until they all hatch!!! Maybe we'll have the same b-day???

BUT!!! That's what I'm here to say! It's my birthday! I'm 1,601 years old! I feel so mature now! And it's also the big V-day! Where I'm from, the two are connected! See, this guy I used to date, Valentine, made the holiday for me!

Yeah I know he named it after himself, I didn't know he was a jerk until wayyy later X_X

ANYWAY!!! I wanted to know, since you guys are from different places, how did Valentine's day get invented for you??? Did it have to do with a vampire named Valentine who broke girls hearts after stealing them? Or is there a REALLY GOOD story there? Tell me so I can read on my break!!!

Comments

[yanginthere]

im sure they miss you too
or would if they knew you were gone
people keep saying time is standing still back home
but
thats hard to swallow
better than the alternative tho

[veggie_vamp]

Oh yeah, like a big pause button!!! I'm glad for that, otherwise Clawd would worry foreverrr

[yanginthere]

thats your boyfriend right?

[veggie_vamp]

YES!

My big handsome werewolf boyfriend <3 <3 <3

[yanginthere]

ok this is probably a stupid question
but
whats a werewolf??

[veggie_vamp]

They're strong and very hairy and get extra strength and speed whenever the moon is out!

[yanginthere]

[ Sorry this reply takes her a while because she is really really trying to divert her thoughts from painting a very familiar, very frightening, mental image she had. ]




is that
uh


normal where your from??

[veggie_vamp]

Yep!!!! Monsters are everywhere!!!

[yanginthere]

thats




different

can you be more specific?

[veggie_vamp]

Well, like I said before, I'm a vampire, and my best ghoulfriends are a mummy, a zombie, another werewolf, sea water creature, I'm not sure what you'd call Frankie, but she was stitched together and made in a lab! And there's even more, different types of monsters at my school! Ghosts and robots and minotaurs and werecats...

[yanginthere]

no humans?
at all?

[veggie_vamp]

We just recently started admitting humans into our school!

[yanginthere]

sounds progressive
good on you!

[ She meant that. ]

where im from monsters wouldnt be able to do that
they arent really uh
sentient
no souls & all