(7) Video
[Welcome to Draculaura's room! ... At the hotel she's been staying in! There clothes, shoes, accessories for both people and Pokemon all over the place. Draculaura props up the 'gear, looking pretty pumped!]
This is Draculaura, with another Deadblog update! Totes sorry about not updating in forevs, but I've been sooo busy at my job, and sooo busy training my Meowth to learn Pay Day so I could leave that job. And not only did she do it, but she's also evolved! Say 'no more overtime shifts', Toraliar!
[Toraliar the Persian is laying on the bed. She lifts her head up, yawns, and then lays it back down. Joining her on the bed are a floating Cofagrigus, Frosslass, and Gliscor The floaters are all holding big white cards.]
Close enough! But, I'm getting off topic. See, lately I've found out that a ton of you have, like, sooo many facts wrong about vampires. So, as Monster Ambassador, it's my job to educate you! Oh, if only Mister Rottor could see me now, heehee! A-hem... Fact Number one!
[They all flip their cards, revealing "Fact #1", "Killers", and a sad face.]
When vampires need to drink... that stuff... An infinity ago, we did get it from other monsters and normies, but, we totes evolved since then! Now it's, like, leftover stuff from hamburgers and hot dogs, you know? We don't hurt normies or monsters to get it. Fact number two!
[Flip. "Fact #2" , "That Red Stuff" , and a sick face.]
Vampires don't need... that stuff... to survive! I've been a vegetarian for decades, and I'm totes fine! Back home I've been trying to convince the others that they don't need it, but, well, it takes time! But just because a vampire drinks... that stuff... doesn't mean they're a bad person! Fact number three.
[Flip. "Fact #3", "Snobs", a face with a tongue sticking out.]
Vampires aren't big mean snobs. I mean, some of us are, but you can find big mean snobs in any monster group, y'know? More and more schools are becoming all monster inclusive, even letting normies in! Deep down, vampires are no different than anyone else! We laugh, we cry, we shop... just because you don't have fangs doesn't mean you can't be fangtastic!
So, that's all for today! If you ever want to know more about vampires, just talk to me! I'm always up for a good chat!
[As she waves goodbye, she seems unaware her floating 'mons have made extra cards - drawings making fun of Persian. Toraliar narrows her eyes, and then leaps, yowling as she tries to scratch them but they fly out of her grasp, laughing.]
Guuuyyys! You're totes ruining my presentation!
This is Draculaura, with another Deadblog update! Totes sorry about not updating in forevs, but I've been sooo busy at my job, and sooo busy training my Meowth to learn Pay Day so I could leave that job. And not only did she do it, but she's also evolved! Say 'no more overtime shifts', Toraliar!
[Toraliar the Persian is laying on the bed. She lifts her head up, yawns, and then lays it back down. Joining her on the bed are a floating Cofagrigus, Frosslass, and Gliscor The floaters are all holding big white cards.]
Close enough! But, I'm getting off topic. See, lately I've found out that a ton of you have, like, sooo many facts wrong about vampires. So, as Monster Ambassador, it's my job to educate you! Oh, if only Mister Rottor could see me now, heehee! A-hem... Fact Number one!
[They all flip their cards, revealing "Fact #1", "Killers", and a sad face.]
When vampires need to drink... that stuff... An infinity ago, we did get it from other monsters and normies, but, we totes evolved since then! Now it's, like, leftover stuff from hamburgers and hot dogs, you know? We don't hurt normies or monsters to get it. Fact number two!
[Flip. "Fact #2" , "That Red Stuff" , and a sick face.]
Vampires don't need... that stuff... to survive! I've been a vegetarian for decades, and I'm totes fine! Back home I've been trying to convince the others that they don't need it, but, well, it takes time! But just because a vampire drinks... that stuff... doesn't mean they're a bad person! Fact number three.
[Flip. "Fact #3", "Snobs", a face with a tongue sticking out.]
Vampires aren't big mean snobs. I mean, some of us are, but you can find big mean snobs in any monster group, y'know? More and more schools are becoming all monster inclusive, even letting normies in! Deep down, vampires are no different than anyone else! We laugh, we cry, we shop... just because you don't have fangs doesn't mean you can't be fangtastic!
So, that's all for today! If you ever want to know more about vampires, just talk to me! I'm always up for a good chat!
[As she waves goodbye, she seems unaware her floating 'mons have made extra cards - drawings making fun of Persian. Toraliar narrows her eyes, and then leaps, yowling as she tries to scratch them but they fly out of her grasp, laughing.]
Guuuyyys! You're totes ruining my presentation!
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Hiii everyone! This is Draculaura! Normally I'd deadblog with a video, but I'm at work. Can you believe they're making me work on a holiday AND my birthday??? SO MEAN. :( But I'm gunna celebrate my birthday anyway! Bought myself some REALLY cute eggs, can't wait until they all hatch!!! Maybe we'll have the same b-day???
BUT!!! That's what I'm here to say! It's my birthday! I'm 1,601 years old! I feel so mature now! And it's also the big V-day! Where I'm from, the two are connected! See, this guy I used to date, Valentine, made the holiday for me!
Yeah I know he named it after himself, I didn't know he was a jerk until wayyy later X_X
ANYWAY!!! I wanted to know, since you guys are from different places, how did Valentine's day get invented for you??? Did it have to do with a vampire named Valentine who broke girls hearts after stealing them? Or is there a REALLY GOOD story there? Tell me so I can read on my break!!!
BUT!!! That's what I'm here to say! It's my birthday! I'm 1,601 years old! I feel so mature now! And it's also the big V-day! Where I'm from, the two are connected! See, this guy I used to date, Valentine, made the holiday for me!
Yeah I know he named it after himself, I didn't know he was a jerk until wayyy later X_X
ANYWAY!!! I wanted to know, since you guys are from different places, how did Valentine's day get invented for you??? Did it have to do with a vampire named Valentine who broke girls hearts after stealing them? Or is there a REALLY GOOD story there? Tell me so I can read on my break!!!
(5) Video / Action for Goldenrod Department Store
[Draculaura is sitting on a counter-top, and below her are dozens and dozens and DOZENS of shopping bags, spilling out with clothes, accessories, Pokemon toys, TMs, plushies, evolution stones... basically anything you could possibly get at the department stores. A Growlithe is sticking his head into one such bag, while Murkrow sits on her shoulder. Both Pokemon are wearing scarves, booties, ribbons, etc...
Draculaura holds up the gear, all smiles.]
Time for another dead-blog update! I'm blogging live from the Goldenrod Department Store, and it's sooo lived up to the hype! It's got everything and anything! I'm all set for winter, and I'm about to do another good long haul for spring! I bet purple is totes going to come back in style next season. All you newbies should totes come here and shop until you drop!
[A nervous employee comes into the frame.]
Um, miss?
I mean, look at these amazing prices, and for amazing items! [She holds up a Dusk Stone.] See, isn't it gorgeous? I bet it'd male a great necklace!
Miss...? About the bill...?
[She waves with a dismissive hand.] Yeah, yeah, just take it out of my wallet. Anyway, I was thinking the next big thing will be those kimono dresses, but for Pokemon!
Miss... you have no money left.
[Pause. Now she looks at the employee.] Huh?
... You have absolutely no money left. In fact, I... I'm not even sure how this is possible, but you have negative
.
... Ummmm. Can I... return this stuff?
[That's when Murkrow decides, hey, shiny thing, I want to touch it! So he proceeds to grab the Dusk Stone - and evolve into Honchkrow, who now stands proudly on the floor. By the way, you're pretty sure Growlithe is eating his scarf.]
... Uh-oh.
[When Draculaura returns your call, it will be hours later, as she is now an employee at the Store. Um, yay? As for Action, catch her awkwardly cleaning the windows with Drifblim!]
Draculaura holds up the gear, all smiles.]
Time for another dead-blog update! I'm blogging live from the Goldenrod Department Store, and it's sooo lived up to the hype! It's got everything and anything! I'm all set for winter, and I'm about to do another good long haul for spring! I bet purple is totes going to come back in style next season. All you newbies should totes come here and shop until you drop!
[A nervous employee comes into the frame.]
Um, miss?
I mean, look at these amazing prices, and for amazing items! [She holds up a Dusk Stone.] See, isn't it gorgeous? I bet it'd male a great necklace!
Miss...? About the bill...?
[She waves with a dismissive hand.] Yeah, yeah, just take it out of my wallet. Anyway, I was thinking the next big thing will be those kimono dresses, but for Pokemon!
Miss... you have no money left.
[Pause. Now she looks at the employee.] Huh?
... You have absolutely no money left. In fact, I... I'm not even sure how this is possible, but you have negative
.... Ummmm. Can I... return this stuff?
[That's when Murkrow decides, hey, shiny thing, I want to touch it! So he proceeds to grab the Dusk Stone - and evolve into Honchkrow, who now stands proudly on the floor. By the way, you're pretty sure Growlithe is eating his scarf.]
... Uh-oh.
[When Draculaura returns your call, it will be hours later, as she is now an employee at the Store. Um, yay? As for Action, catch her awkwardly cleaning the windows with Drifblim!]
(4) Video / Action For Route 33
[Is your Pokegear broken, or is Draculaura posting this video upside-down?
... She's posting this video upside-down. She's hanging from a tree branch by her legs, accompanied in a similar fashion with her bats - Noibat, Golbat, and Gligar.]
Live from Route 33, it's Draculaura, with yet another deadblog update!
So I made a new friend the other day, and it got me thinking - back home, I was surrounded by monsters 24/7, and only saw normies, like, a handful of times. But now it's the opposite here! I've only met two other monsters here! Some of you act like you've never even seen a monster before!
Well, I decided that I can help strengthen the bonds between monsters and normies... and since I could be the oldest monster here, I could be, like, the monster expert! I have a really diverse group of ghoulfriends back home - zombies, mummies, werewolves, fresh and salt water monsters... I'm not sure what to call Frankie, she's one of a kind... maybe a stitched-together? A zippie hippie? A stitchy twitchy?... Anyway!
So ask me anything you want about monsters, and I'll do my best! I could be the Monster High Ambassador!
... She's posting this video upside-down. She's hanging from a tree branch by her legs, accompanied in a similar fashion with her bats - Noibat, Golbat, and Gligar.]
Live from Route 33, it's Draculaura, with yet another deadblog update!
So I made a new friend the other day, and it got me thinking - back home, I was surrounded by monsters 24/7, and only saw normies, like, a handful of times. But now it's the opposite here! I've only met two other monsters here! Some of you act like you've never even seen a monster before!
Well, I decided that I can help strengthen the bonds between monsters and normies... and since I could be the oldest monster here, I could be, like, the monster expert! I have a really diverse group of ghoulfriends back home - zombies, mummies, werewolves, fresh and salt water monsters... I'm not sure what to call Frankie, she's one of a kind... maybe a stitched-together? A zippie hippie? A stitchy twitchy?... Anyway!
So ask me anything you want about monsters, and I'll do my best! I could be the Monster High Ambassador!
(3) Video / Action for Violet City
Hello, viewers! This is Draculaura, posting another deadblog update! I'm proud to say that after weeks of training, and training, and training, and TRAINING, I've finally gotten that badge everyone told me to get!
[As you may or may not see, she's standing in front of the Violet City Gym, proudly holding the badge in her pale fingers. Eye Candy the Golbat and Pop the Drifblim are by her side.]
And now that I've gotten the badge, I can Fly anywhere I want! All right, guys!
[She holds onto Golbat's foot, and Drifblim's... tether?]
Fly me straight to Goldenrod, so we can shop until we drop! Away we go! ... Up, up, and away! ... Use Fly Attack!
[... Golbat and Drifblim awkwardly eye each other.]
... Come on, guys, this will make for a great post! Fly me away! Go! ... Please? ... Pretty please?
[The Pokemon shrug what counts for shoulders, mumbling in their own language. Who wants to explain about HMs?]
[As you may or may not see, she's standing in front of the Violet City Gym, proudly holding the badge in her pale fingers. Eye Candy the Golbat and Pop the Drifblim are by her side.]
And now that I've gotten the badge, I can Fly anywhere I want! All right, guys!
[She holds onto Golbat's foot, and Drifblim's... tether?]
Fly me straight to Goldenrod, so we can shop until we drop! Away we go! ... Up, up, and away! ... Use Fly Attack!
[... Golbat and Drifblim awkwardly eye each other.]
... Come on, guys, this will make for a great post! Fly me away! Go! ... Please? ... Pretty please?
[The Pokemon shrug what counts for shoulders, mumbling in their own language. Who wants to explain about HMs?]
(2) Video / Action for Violet City
Okay, you got it, Pop?
[A 'floon, floon' from an unseen Drifloon replies, as it is holding the device.]
Great! Okay, second deadblog, starting now! This is Draculara, live from Violet City!
[With a Noibat to her left and a Zubat to her right, the vampire holds up hand-made pompoms, made out of leaves and flowers painted black and pink.]
So while I was fanging out here in the city, I was totes worried I would be behind on my Fearleading practice. So I made these! And then I got a brilliant idea! I heard about these Gym things, and how I need a badge and stuff if I want to fly around. It's sooo hard! I wished my ghoulfriends were here to cheer me on... and I realized I could do that for other people!
Once I can fly, you can ask me to come to where you are, and I'll cheer for your matches! The Fearleading squad I'm in back home won Monster Mashinals, so I've got real talent! I can make you and your monsters feel totes pumped and ready to win! We've already got a routine down!
[She clears her throat, and as she moves around, shaking her 'pom-pom's, the bats flap around with similar motions.]
You've come so far, you've done so well,
And your type match is super swell!
You're a trained Trainer, you're a trained Trainer,
And this battle is a real no-brainer!
Go, Pokemon, go!
[She performs a split on the ground, still shaking those poms.]
[A 'floon, floon' from an unseen Drifloon replies, as it is holding the device.]
Great! Okay, second deadblog, starting now! This is Draculara, live from Violet City!
[With a Noibat to her left and a Zubat to her right, the vampire holds up hand-made pompoms, made out of leaves and flowers painted black and pink.]
So while I was fanging out here in the city, I was totes worried I would be behind on my Fearleading practice. So I made these! And then I got a brilliant idea! I heard about these Gym things, and how I need a badge and stuff if I want to fly around. It's sooo hard! I wished my ghoulfriends were here to cheer me on... and I realized I could do that for other people!
Once I can fly, you can ask me to come to where you are, and I'll cheer for your matches! The Fearleading squad I'm in back home won Monster Mashinals, so I've got real talent! I can make you and your monsters feel totes pumped and ready to win! We've already got a routine down!
[She clears her throat, and as she moves around, shaking her 'pom-pom's, the bats flap around with similar motions.]
You've come so far, you've done so well,
And your type match is super swell!
You're a trained Trainer, you're a trained Trainer,
And this battle is a real no-brainer!
Go, Pokemon, go!
[She performs a split on the ground, still shaking those poms.]
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Joker | ||
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Nanami Chiaki | ||
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| A fellow bat enthusiast! He offered me some great tips about how to move around this weird place. But some of the stuff he said doesn't really make sense. It's not his fault, this world is just totes bonkers. | ||
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Maka Albarn | ||
| Pigtail pal! She told me about all the these beautiful bats I can catch! Not to mention she's a totes nice ghoulfriend. I hope I can learn more about where she's from! | ||
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(1) Video / Action for New Bark Town
[There's a gal with pinkish skin and definitely pink hair, and she's posing with a v-finger hand gesture and a pouted lips. Waits. Waits. Waits...]
Come on! How long does it take for this to take a selfie? I'm already having trouble finding a good Eye-Fi connection...
[ She seems to have a Romanian accent and fangs. The Noibat on her shoulder points with his wing to the red recording button.]
Oh, wait, am I recording? ... Well, I guess a deadblog is as good as anything else! Maybe Spectra can find it and show everyone... I haven't done a real blog recording in forever! Let's see, what's a good way to start...
Okay, hello viewers! This is Draculaura, reporting live from... wherever this is! You will not believing the morning I just had.
So this weird lady is waking me up, and she says she's my mom, except she's obviously not my mom, and then she goes blah blah see the professor, and I was like, Oh My Ghoul, and I late for Home Eek again? Except the professor looked nothing like Mister Rotter, and he goes blah blah blah journey and stuff, but he gave me a cute pet! How nice is that! Say hi, Mister Fancy Pants!
[... The Noibat does't seem pleased at the moniker.]
But then I couldn't find my Icoffin, but I got this cool-looking thing instead, but it doesn't have any fun apps or any of my contacts! Talk about your up and downs!
I guess I should wrap this up, so my dad can come find me or whatever. So thanks for listening! Oh, oh, and a shout-out to all my ghoulfriends! And Clawd! I might be late for our date, totes sorry! Love you!
Come on! How long does it take for this to take a selfie? I'm already having trouble finding a good Eye-Fi connection...
[ She seems to have a Romanian accent and fangs. The Noibat on her shoulder points with his wing to the red recording button.]
Oh, wait, am I recording? ... Well, I guess a deadblog is as good as anything else! Maybe Spectra can find it and show everyone... I haven't done a real blog recording in forever! Let's see, what's a good way to start...
Okay, hello viewers! This is Draculaura, reporting live from... wherever this is! You will not believing the morning I just had.
So this weird lady is waking me up, and she says she's my mom, except she's obviously not my mom, and then she goes blah blah see the professor, and I was like, Oh My Ghoul, and I late for Home Eek again? Except the professor looked nothing like Mister Rotter, and he goes blah blah blah journey and stuff, but he gave me a cute pet! How nice is that! Say hi, Mister Fancy Pants!
[... The Noibat does't seem pleased at the moniker.]
But then I couldn't find my Icoffin, but I got this cool-looking thing instead, but it doesn't have any fun apps or any of my contacts! Talk about your up and downs!
I guess I should wrap this up, so my dad can come find me or whatever. So thanks for listening! Oh, oh, and a shout-out to all my ghoulfriends! And Clawd! I might be late for our date, totes sorry! Love you!